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Doug O.
Perkins

WGA / SAG-AFTRA / DGA

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Writing Samples

Scripts

HELLGATE: A demonology professor opens a portal to Hell in hopes of summoning the Underworld's most hideous demons, but instead he gets a who's who of Hell's most annoying outcasts. (11-min animated pilot)

STUCK: A team of inter-dimensional travelers from a technological utopia get stuck in our dumb dimension. It's Sliders meets Idiocracy. (live-action pilot

OCTOBUTLER: An alien from the most polite planet in the cosmos lands at a suburban home in desperate need of some extra help. (5 page sample that was a semi-finalist for Nickelodeon's write first competition)

THE UNPLEASANT EXPRESS: An animated series of horror vignettes about a demonic train that brings terror from town to town. (animated pilot

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HEIR HEADS: A mockumentary about a family of degenerate billionaires anxiously awaiting the death of the family patriarch. It's "Succession" meets "What We Do in the Shadows." A satire of the .0001% (22-minute pilot)

Jokes and Submission Packets

NORMAL GIRL and VINNIE VEGAN WITH THE VERY NICE BACKPACK: Connie desperately wants to be a superhero and Vinnie wants to be her go-to sidekick. (11-min kids animated pilot)

SPORTS SHOW with NORM MACDONALD: Norm telling sports jokes behind a desk and sometimes in front of a desk, aired on Comedy Central in 2011. (selection of my jokes from the show)

THE MURDEROUS ADVENTURES OF GAYLE and OPRAH: Gayle and Oprah love the movie "Beaches," they love cheese, and they love to kill the next person on Donald Sutherland's hit list. (animated pilot

LATE NIGHT with SETH MEYERS: This is a submission packet I wrote in 2015 before all the troubles. (submission packet)

SANTA CLAWS: After a run-in with a pack of wolves, Santa delivers the gift of terror to a gun-loving family in the Pacific Northwest. (feature)

THE NIGHTLY SHOW with LARRY WILMORE: This is a submission packet I wrote when the working title of the show was Minority Report with Larry Wilmore. This is a real time capsule of life in 2014. (submission packet)

EVIL ELF ON THE SHELF: An evil elf-on-the-shelf attempts to turn the nicest kids on Santa's list into the naughtiest.  (treatment)

Writing

About Doug (that's me)

Hello there, I'm Doug. I'm a writer and actor that has been working in Los Angeles since 2002. If you’d like to learn more about me then this is the webpage for you!

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My first TV gig was at “The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn" where I did warm-up comedy and submitted jokes to the show. (Note: I was later fired as the warm-up guy when I failed to get the crowd crazily amped up for a segment where Craig interviewed romance novelist Jackie Collins.)

 

After that, I packed up and left for the SyFy channel where I became the head writer and director for the hit show SCARE TACTICS with Shannen Doherty, Tracy Morgan, and for a while Stephen Baldwin, the 4th best Baldwin.  

 

I’ve written for all sorts of shows, including the Sports show with Norm MacDonald, The Ben Show on Comedy Central and several shows for Nickelodeon.

 

I recently directed a horror short that was an official selection in over a dozen film festivals, including LA's own Screamfest. It's called “The Listening” and is now showing on this website!

 

I’ve also done my fair share of acting in Hollywood. I recently, and this is true, won the Corey Feldman Award of Excellence for Best Actor at the Edmonton Festival of Fear for my role as a psycho in the movie “Buzzard Hollow Beef.”  And of course, who can forget (everyone can) the role that made me not famous, my comedic turn as animal expert Clyde Sherwin on TruTV’s Clipaholics. 

 

Most recently, I’ve been working as a Staff Writer on NETFLIX’s Prank Encounters with Gaten Matarazzo. In conclusion, I’ve got a good mind for horror, comedy/variety, joke writing, and am great at churning out quality, produceable ideas, whatever the need may be (unless it’s getting people pumped to listen to boring stories from a 60 year old romance novelist). 

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Yours truly,

Clyde Sherwin (from CLIPAHOLICS)

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Maya Adrabi
Directing

Directing

THE LISTENING: I wrote and directed this horror short that made its debut at Screamfest in Los Angeles. It was an official selection in over a dozen film festivals including HorrorHound Weekend and NOLA Horror Film Fest. I'd put up all the laurels, that'd look fancy, but what am I some kind of web wizard? 

CHANNELING THE DEAD: This is a Scare Tactics bit I wrote and directed. Fun fact: we shot this in the same house that was used as Robert DeNiro's home in Casino. This was named VH1's #1 Reality Freakout.  

PARTY FOREVER: This is my favorite of all the Scare Tactics bits I wrote. I think this situation would be truly horrifying. Starring two Scare Tactics legends, Jerry Lambert and Sarah Colonna.

Acting

Acting

Here it is. The Corey Feldman Award of Excellence. Behold its majesty while I work on my reel. (link to the trailer for Buzzard Hollow Beef)

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STAND-UP: Here's a set I did a while back. I'm not sure what happened to that shirt. It was a good shirt. 

Podcast

THE ONE STAR PODCAST WITH SCOTT AND JEFF aka TOSPWSAJ: The One Star Podcast w/ Scott and Jeff is quite possibly one of the podcasts of all time. It's two guys reading real one star reviews written by people who are living one star lives. If you haven't listened and subscribed, you are what's known as a "fucking idiot!"

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We've been doing the podcast since 1998, but recently took a 20 year hiatus to raise our families. Kip has multiple families who don't know about each other and he'd like to keep it that way. Doug has zero families and 27 cats.

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We record the podcast using microphones and computers. It's very complex. You wouldn't understand. 

Check out our latest episode

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